- Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
Junyi - Yes, I use it when my friends in msn says so much and I just got lazy to reply. Thus, the "Lol" reply after their 5-6 sentences.
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,and you can wear them forever.
- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’twork? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magicallyfix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boardsor FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft
Junyi - Hey, I used to shake and blow the cartridge and it really did work!
- Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that theirprofile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just gotthe Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
- Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Junyi - *Nods her head vigorously* I always do that when I'm in a rush.
- Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, allI hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road andinstinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
Some Idiotic Jokes
Stress Reliever # 1
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever # 2
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever # 3
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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